From Head To Toe:15 Secrets About The Female Body

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September 5, 2012 ‐ By Julia Austin
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After enough men and enough mishaps, you realize that there are some things men just didn’t get the memo on when it comes to the woman’s body. Like these:

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  • Just Me!

    BEST MN Article I’ve read thus far.

  • elliemae

    Alcohol makes sex ace – tipsy sex is better than sober sex anyday

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  • kasra

    that`s it I`m turning gay *deskflip*

  • ?

    Lots of talk about complex females. Men are more complex than whoever wrote this thinks.
    Sincerely, A sensitive and complex male.

  • Jessica Rene Gillotte

    Sounds like you need a new man.

  • Jessica Rene Gillotte

    ALL women who have menstrual period PMS. It’s a fact of life. Instead of denying it and sounding like a total whiner, stop hanging around people who make offensive comments about PMS. Take the PMS and use it for good. It makes us more intuitive, and therefore more capable of being assertive and trusting our gut. There is an unexplained relationship between women and our intuition. Instead of throwing women under the bus by saying not all women PMS, when they DO, stop tolerating retarded comments.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Jermwars Jeremy Warner

    this entire webpage is idiotic and monkey.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Jermwars Jeremy Warner

    Does this article apply to civilized human women too?

    • Jessica Rene Gillotte

      This article sounds like it was created for women who date scumbags

  • http://www.facebook.com/Jermwars Jeremy Warner

    If you need an article like this to tell you what your woman wants then you might just want to give it up entirely.

    • Jessica Rene Gillotte

      ^^ True story.

  • jtbell

    no they need to make the sandwich my proteins just took a dive

  • katie

    this column should be called “The Stuff I Like in Bed” by Julie Austin. Very few of these apply to the majority of women,

  • http://www.facebook.com/ceedee.nairn CeeDee Nairn

    … GET ! SUM …

  • italianostaliano

    Actually there are men like me who almost climax and feel somewhat spent sometimes when I make her orgasam with my fingers especially and dont find having sex with a woman who is trashed a desire. Maybe its because even if she was game the night before, she wont show it in the morning trying to remember what happened and looking at you like someone who may have taken advantage of the situation Its not a smile either.

  • Su

    I completely agree with Steph. these all are actually the things that we(female) always expect from our man. no doubt all of them are very useful for men. and, men please dont take it on your ego, only thats the thing which can make a man reactive like this. try and learn to except whats true.

  • Steph

    Listen up MEN who commented… These are all true, some might be more important to some women than other women, pay attention to The woman you are with (the=1, not 2 or 3).
    Also, bob lapolla, you’re an a$$ hole.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bob.lapolla.9 Bob LaPolla

    White women don’t require as much effort as the black women described in this article. This is way too much work except for the parts about making a sandwich after sex or oral during tv. That works for me

    • Andrea Clark

      That’s funny then she’s probably cheating. It doesn’t require that much if I am truly feelin you. If you got it you got it. But the second you think it’s not important to please a woman she could do the same for you no oral nothing run around with some blue balls. Find a woman that’s worth it never cheat, lie or steal and stick with her. Cause you maybe a lazy lover.

  • Sam

    if men were this goddamn picky we’d all be GAY. good lord…

    • italianostaliano

      Sam these tips are given to show men the best possible outcome if taken into concideration, but not necessarily the needs of every woman every time. You can bet they all effect women at some point in time of their lives. You be the expert on when they may have them. Think of yourself too much and youi may need to be gay in order to please someone. Chances are there would be problems with men as well for the very selfish.

  • DUh?

    There are no secrets on this list

  • tymothymichel

    Nonsense. Perhaps 5 out of the 16 I have seen in experience, and that’s over time.This is a filler piece that takes popular tripe and recycles it. Most of the women I know are less gentle, more assertive and they take what they want, gentle my hind end. In some instances yes, but not all the time. Follow this and you’ll be the nerd at the party. Keep your ears open and do what SHE wants when she wants it..there is no formula that works all the time.

    • italianostaliano

      Im sorry but being a white man and reading all 16 of these “tips”
      I came up with every single one of them being plausible and knowing men being one, I can see why women would have all these needs and some clueless guy would respond as you did.

    • Jessica Rene Gillotte

      Not necessarily gentle all the time, but a little bit of gentle goes a long way. Some guys don’t know their own strength. While this article is ludicrous, keep in mind that there is a time and place for everything.

  • bob joe bill

    only like 3 or 4 of these so called “secrets” are actually true…and the ones that are are painfully obvious to any one who has had sex before. This column is utterly useless.

  • doesitmatter

    I prefer foreplay my gf hates it…

    • doesitmatter

      #3 lol

  • Rehan

    you can just make it as complicated n problematic as much u want……..

  • Teemj

    In reference to #14, try not to ever be “off condoms” regardless of the length of your relationship or your willingness to trust your partner. Seriously, unless you’ve both been checked RECENTLY and the aim is to actually make a baby, do not be “off condoms”. People try to be righteous and honorable but it’s hard to keep up. No, there never seems to be an adequate excuse for cheating and reckless hurtful behavior, but the least we can do is protect ourselves as best we can from the dumb mistakes that others make. Using condoms is always a great start. Do not suffer for a dumb mistakes. Do not be “off condoms”. be cautious and stay conscious. love

    • Sasquatch

      You fellas are a wide selection of wankers. Women are people, and people come as individuals; treat each indivdual as they prefer, not as you prefer. The pay-off for men is a woman of trust, love, partnership and DAMN great love making. Pard first, lover next, cowboys….

    • italianostaliano

      This seems a hard pill to swallow. Condoms can be just as much a burden for women as men and two healthy people practicing birth control if desired, may enjoy sex that much greater without them.

      One thing my doctor told me many years ago was the best thing I could do for my partner just prior(minutes) to touching her vagina is to wash your hands thoroughly every single time. You would be suprised the kinds of bacteria you pick up just closing the door to the bedroom.

      • Just Me!

        Great points! And YES, I’ve learned to have lovers wash their hands before even cuddling. This helps to avoid the inconvenient run to the bathroom when things are heating up. ;)