Is that a double chin? Seriously, Kris looks pudgy and ashen. Kim looks so prim and sweet — but also like she is trying to get away. Where is the love and the closeness that was exhibited in the previous photo? Did Kim just sit back and watch while her PR machine drove this poor young man into the ground, stealing not only his heart but also his hotness? It is unclear which is the worst crime. Hopefully, when Kris Humphries has fully extricated himself from this madness, which generated almost $18 million for the Kardashian family but little else for him, he will get into the gym. Have some cucumber mask applied to his haggard skin. And get back his appeal. No one, man or woman, should ever let a relationship take that away from them. Especially when you were as hot as he was.
Let’s pray Kris Humphries gets his attractiveness back! And then moves on to someone else who builds him up instead of tearing him down.
More on Madame Noire!
- The 6 Most Difficult Men To Date
- More than Dinner and a Movie: 7 Creative and Fun Date Ideas
- “JET” Magazine Over the Years
- Does Darker Skin Equal More Sexual Availability?
- Ask The Luv Coach: “I’m in Love With Him, But He’s Homeless”
- Offline Rules For Online Dating… The Etiquette for E-Love
- Splurge-Worthy Wraps (Plus Wallet-Friendly Alternatives)