You’re jealous of people who laugh off weight gain
You have friends who can come back from vacation or the holidays and just laugh off the fact that, “Whoops. I gained seven pounds. Too many pina coladas I guess!” You’ll never be able to laugh off weight gain. Your brain is wired to see sudden weight gain as a problem—as a loss of control. It’s so important to you to know what’s going on in your body that it’s highly unlikely you ever would accidentally put on seven pounds.