The Secret Relationship Women Have With Their Stomachs

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We must wear crop tops on “good stomach” days

Then come those rare days when we see some nice definition in our stomachs, when maybe we had a nice bowel movement and when we haven’t had sodium in a few days. On those days, we must wear our crop tops. We will not let these rare good-ab days go to waste! We will revolve our entire outfit around this damned crop top, even if a crop top is not appropriate for where we’re going.

 

 

 

 

 

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