The Secret Relationship Women Have With Their Stomachs
We must wear crop tops on “good stomach” days
Then come those rare days when we see some nice definition in our stomachs, when maybe we had a nice bowel movement and when we haven’t had sodium in a few days. On those days, we must wear our crop tops. We will not let these rare good-ab days go to waste! We will revolve our entire outfit around this damned crop top, even if a crop top is not appropriate for where we’re going.