Women love shopping. Men aren’t allowed to say that—it is offensive when they say that. But this is a safe space where we can (after scorning a man for talking about our shopping habits) turn to each other and say, “Okay but seriously, I love to shop. So much.” Why is that? Maybe we are just visual creatures who express ourselves through shapes and colors and our bodies are our canvases. Maybe the cavewoman who produced the most offspring had the freshest cloth pieces in her cave-hood and she spread her genes throughout centuries of women. Whatever the reason may be, it’s in our blood. And while shopping is fun, it can also feel like a compulsion that controls us and it’s expensive. So, let’s never tell men we discussed this but; here are ways shopping like a man could save you money and make you happy.
Only go with a goal
Do not go shopping unless you have something you need to go shopping for. Shopping should not be an aimless activity like walking on the beach or strolling through the park. Men rarely go shopping unless they know, “I need a new pair of jeans” or “All my underwear have holes in them.” They don’t let the stores tell them what they need.