Hilarious Reasons You’ve Probably Slept With Somebody

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He had great snacks

He bought all the great snacks you couldn’t afford at Whole Foods, like the really fancy cheese, and the pre-cut organic fruit, and the gourmet popcorn…You were just looking out for your health.

 

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