5. Peep the Lame Questions He Asks You
If his questions never seem to go deeper than “wyd,” this man doesn’t give a flying monkey’s arm if you have mismatched future plans of living in a nudist community for the rest of your life. He just wants to know what you’re doing now – never your future – so that he can say, “You’re watching TV all by yourself? Let me join you.”
I promise you he’s not coming over to hold your hands and watch RHOA.
No matter how well a man may slither and slide around OkCupid or Tinder with a smooth tongue, knowing these red flags will make you too damn perceptive to let ’em pull a fast one on you.
Kimberly Gedeon is a content creator with nearly 2,000 professional articles published online about everything from beauty and business to politics and pop culture. You can follow her on Instagram @kimmiexsweetie.