I’m all about pampering yourself from time to time, and a manicure is something every woman should experience during extremely stressful times. Granted, you don’t have to throw on fake nails every time you go. The nail gurus can “fancify” your own naturally grown tips just as good as they would some Fritos-shaped artificial joints. But in my years of getting manicures, I’ve seen way to many chicks go above and beyond what is tasteful. I’ve seen 3D art to the extreme on nails, beads, bows–everything you would put on your hair, but on your fingers. Self-expression is cool, but serious question: How you do you write with those things!? Because I love scanning Google Images for all types of hood fabness, this list goes out to the woman whose nails are an epic art project. You’re dead wrong, girl, but we love you anyway.