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There are countless reasons a woman’s weight fluctuates throughout her life. If you’re newly single, you may be re-new the bar scene and all of the calorie-loaded cocktails that come with it. If you’re in a relationship, you may be more interested in snuggling in the morning than going to the gym. If your best friend opens a restaurant up the street, you may spend your evenings hanging out there and trying all of her new recipes. And if you mimic what your partner eats, well, you may not metabolize daily BLT’s the way he does. It happens to the best of us, and the best of us can have a sense of humor about it. Here are hilarious thoughts every woman has when she gains a little weight.

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I’ve always wanted to be a moo-moo person

You may hop online and order a few colorful, floral moo-moos for yourself, convincing yourself you aren’t forty years too young for them.

 

 

 

 

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