Surviving The Holidays With His Conservative Parents

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Hide the lube

You and your partner may have brought your favorite lubricant for those times you’ll have the house to yourself. You had better keep that stuff inside of a bag, that’s inside of another bag, that’s inside of a shoe box. If his parents see it, they’ll assume you’re a sex-maniac who can’t keep it in her pants for 48 hours.

 

 

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