We can’t even really consider Ted a boyfriend. He was just a booty call that Annie (Kristen Wiig) was trying to turn into a steady boyfriend. Ted never tried to fill Annie’s head with any false hope. Anytime she asked him to do anything outside of the bedroom, she would get shut down with a quickness. He did show up for her when her car broke down on the side of the road, but he clouded this rare moment of chivalry by suggesting Annie top him off in his car on their way home.