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You met him online via one of those super popular dating sites. After meeting, you found him to be handsome, pretty simple with an extended vocabulary. After months of dating he asks to be exclusive. You are a little shocked because most men aren’t so confident and forward. You brag to your girlfriends that you finally found ‘the one.’ A year approaches and you start to notice that something is a bit off about Mr. Right. He is rarely available. He only has conversations out of your sight. He shuts down when you start to ask him too many questions about his personal life. Your mind starts to roam – who are you really dating and what is he hiding? There is more to your flame than him just being the private type. He appears to have some dusty skeletons in the closet and you are ready to drag them out!

He never answers his phone calls around you – except for when his mom calls. Sigh.

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You’ve never met his ‘strong black family’ or ‘homeboys from college’ – yet he claims they will really love you when you finally do meet. Hmmm…don’t even talk about meeting his kids. All you hear is – soon.

Irritated/agitated mother/woman

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You notice fragrance and make-up products for women in his car – which he claims are from his – guess who – mom! You saw pictures of her – she’s not even dazzling.

He claims he’s always working overtime – but his money still appears to be the same. He is still taking you out on super cheap dates.

He won’t accept you on any of his social media accounts. He claims he doesn’t log on because he lost all of the passwords. Uhmmm..that’s why they invented the reset option.

He won’t take any pictures with you – unless they are with his phone. 

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Every time you do venture out on one of those cheap dates – he only uses cash. We get it – you don’t want any digital footprints via your credit card.

When you ask about his ex and how they broke up – he goes radio silent.

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Someone keeps calling you – but whenever you answer – they hang up. Could it be his ex or current flame?

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He often stares at you like he has something to hide – well lady, maybe he does…

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