Men, when it comes to trying to pick up women, there is a such thing as a point of no return. There are things you can do and say that make a woman decide, “There is absolutely no way he will get back in my good graces now.” Unfortunately for you, you may be a perfectly good guy. You may have just been trying to make a joke, or pay a woman a compliment. But you have to remember, when talking to women you’ve never met before they know nothing about you. They don’t have your background story. They have no context for your gross joke (is he being serious or ironic?). All women can do is be safe rather than sorry, so they will write you off for saying certain things. Here are eight things you say that guarantee you’re not getting that phone number.