First Date Clothes That Terrify Men
Your clothing is an expression of who you are. But you are a lot of things. You’re funny, intelligent, serious at times, sensual, and maybe even tomboyish. Typically, whatever traits you put out there when first meeting someone, are the traits that person assumes are the most important to you. Which is why these first date clothes are terrifying to men.
There’s a trend in heels to have little metal spikes all the way up the stiletto. When men see those, they just imagine you shoving them in their you know what if they misbehave. Gulp.
Your sorority shirt
If you’re wearing your divine nine t-shirt on a first date, your date will assume you’re still very attached to your 60 sorority sisters. Like, he won’t be able to get a night alone with you.
A serious push-up bra
All your poor date is thinking is, “Is this a trick? If I look at her cleavage, will she be mad? Or if I don’t look at it, will she be mad?”
Leather pants, from what my male friends tell me, say to a guy, “You better not be boring.” They’re intimidating. Save them for when he knows you don’t spend nights at bars a la Sons of Anarchy.
A very elegant dress
Oh great. You’re wearing a beaded floor-length dress, and he was planning on taking you to Saddle Back Pork Chops House.
Wait a minute…where did those come from?
A men’s shirt
And that. Where did that come from? Are you sliding into this first date off of a one-night stand that you haven’t gone home from yet?
A bandage dress
Bandage dresses are for the club. If you wear one to a date, your date feels like you’ve got somewhere better to be.
Well, so much for any boob action tonight. No man likes a puzzle with his foreplay.
Sooo….you’re not into him, right? There is only one reason you’d wear a turtleneck on a first date, and that’s to say, “I’m not into you.”
He might think you’re pulling some power move. Even the most confident of men will feel like you’re trying to show him who’s boss here.
Your coat cost more than his rent. This should go fabulously.
Women who wear animal print tend also to wear fur coats so, see above.
This is another trick. This is your way of challenging him not to look at your butt. Or is it? Are you just in this date for the free meal? You’re in workout clothes!
A full-length romper
Men do not know what to do with these. See corset. There’s just a lot of fumbling and then eventually, they give up.