Excuses That Prove He’s Just Not That Into You

January 11, 2016  |  
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Maybe he really is busy. Or maybe, just maybe, you keep making excuses to justify his bad behavior. Now that we’ve all gotten wise to time wasters, let’s say goodbye to them in 2016. Ditch him and these explanations for the crappy ways he treats you.

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Maybe He’s Finally Come To His Senses

That’s what you tell yourself when he hits you up, after you broke up, always after midnight, just often enough to keep you from moving on…

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He Just Needs A Reminder

To contact you. And that’s why you always text him first…

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Maybe He’s Just Forgetful

You know, the special kind of amnesia that only forgets when the both of you were supposed to chill…

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Maybe I’m Just Jealous

Despite the fact that you’re dealing with a man who has proven that he can’t be trusted, you think you’re overreacting…

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Maybe He’s Busy

he has to be! Or else he’d definitely text you back

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He Just Doesn’t Talk About His Feelings

That must be it. How else could he get so good at dodging “What are we?” conversations?

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Maybe He Didn’t See My Texts

And now you’re both blaming the phone company…

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Maybe He’s Just Not Into P.D.A.

Yep, you were out of order for trying to hold his hand in public, in front of his friends…

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He’s Just Not Looking For Anything Serious Right Now

Why does this kind of guy always end up engaged six months later?

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He’s Just Really Protective of His Phone

So you completely trust him…until you figure out that pass code…

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She’s Probably Just A Friend

Even though you can’t get that song out of your head–and she calls at all hours of the night…

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We Don’t Have to Be Together All The Time

Seeing each other two days out of the week is totally the norm…

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He’s Just Popular

What can he say? The ladies love him. A lot of ladies…

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He Doesn’t Like Sleepovers

Or hanging out with you when you’re not wrestling with one another in bed…

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