Some Of Us Are Going To Jail: Crazy U.S. Sex Laws We Didn’t Know Existed
Are you sure the sex you’re having is legal in your state? These crazy U.S. sex laws may make you think about moving.
Any Position Other Than Missionary Is Illegal In Washington D.C.
You Can’t Have More Than Two Dildos In The Same House In Arizona
More than six will put you in jail in some parts of Texas due to an obscenity statute. And you can’t own any at all in this Georgia town.
Adultery Is Illegal In New York State
And that, along with the threat of 90 days in jail or a fine, still doesn’t keep some married men’s pants on…
Flirting Is Illegal In This New Jersey Town
Unwanted flirtation “to become acquainted with that person against their will” in Haddon Township could get you a fine.
You Can’t Get Married in Nebraska If You Have Gonorrhea
Despite such statutes, according to reports, rates of gonorrhea in Lincoln, Nebraska are higher than the national average…
In Willowdale, Oregon, It’s Illegal For A Man to Curse During Sex
How can that even be proven?!
In Iowa, You Can’t Kiss For Longer Than Five Minutes
If you’re able to keep track of the time while you’re kissing, you’re probably not into it anyway.
It’s Illegal To Kiss Your Wife’s Breasts in Florida
“Pack your bags honey, we have to move.”
If A South Carolina Man Tricks You Into Sex, It’s A Misdemeanor
Upon conviction, he “must be fined at the discretion of the court or imprisoned not more than one year.”
In South Dakota, Public Erections Are Illegal
In Indiana too. Down, boy.
It’s Illegal To Give A Sex Worker A “Ride To Work” In Washington
“Ride to work.” Sure…