Run And Hide: Unfortunate Times You’re Sure To See Mr. Right

December 4, 2015  |  
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Why does it feel like you never meet anyone when you’re fresh out of the salon? It’s always when you look less than your best that you see a prospective boo. What’s that about?! Let us know if you’ve found yourself in one of these predicaments where a potential Mr. Right was right around the corner but you were nowhere near ready to meet him.

When You Have Your Scarf On

And you thought you could just quickly run to the store.

When You’re Trying To Buy A Pack Of Pads

Or Vagisil…

When You’re With Your Mother

And you don’t know what she’s going to say but you know it will be embarrassing.

When You’re At the Pharmacy

Where almost every purchase is embarrassing.

When You’ve Just Left the Gym

And it was a cardio day. Nothing but sweat and stank.

When You’ve Just Taken Down Your Hair

And it is a real mess.

When You’re Chowing Down

And you make eye contact with him mid-mouthful.

When There’s Something On Your Face

But you don’t realize it until after he’s out of your sight.

When You’re Already On A Date

And it’s not going well.

When You’re With Your Loudest Friend

Who has a “Do you want me to hook you guys up?” look written all over her face.

When He’s Your Co-Worker

And you really need to remain professional at this job.

When You’re Babysitting

And you can’t think of a way to signal that “These kids aren’t mine!”

When You’ve Gone Way Past Tipsy

And tomorrow you’ll remember what you actually said to him when you thought you were being cute.

When You’re Wearing Loungewear Or Pajamas

And why does it feel like more guys approach you then?

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