People You Hope You Don’t Have To Sit Next To On The Flight Home
Flying home this holiday season? Time to cross your fingers and hope you don’t find yourself next to any of these annoying passengers.
The Seat Kicker
Why do people let their children do this?
Hating a child is wrong. But it’s hard to avoid after 40 minutes of screaming.
Is that onions I’m smelling?
The Close Sitter
The one who passes up rows of empty seats to plop down next to you…
Someone Who Takes Up More Than One Seat
And yet, they did not purchase more than one seat.
The Armrest Hog
Do you fight for it or keep your elbows in your lap?
Getting drooled on by a stranger is probably the low point of any flight.
The Nervous Flyer
Now I’m nervous.
Who is somehow louder than your headphones.
Why do the people with the smallest bladders always sit in the middle?
The Gassy Passenger
The Sick Person
Who doesn’t cover their mouth when they sneeze.
Especially when you’re flying while single.
The Close Talker
The one who doesn’t understand that headphones are the universal “no talking” sign.