Man, there’s just such a wealth of fine men ripping and running up and down those 100 yard length football fields in the NFL that it’s hard to ignore. Add to the fact that they trounce around in the tightest pants known to man and have arms that could either keep you warm and protected or bear hug you to do death!. On most lists like this, folks like to run down the usual suspects: the chocolate Reggie Bush type (he’s fine, no matter his preferences), the smoldering Darren Sharper, and the clean cut Tom Brady kind of men to keep things diverse. But we’ve got a crop that haven’t been picked over yet, so get first dibs on ’em for the upcoming season–if there is one (see the current lockout situation getting worse). Are you ready for some football???