15 Thoughts Every Woman Has Had During A Pregnancy Scare

October 21, 2015  |  
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You thought you were being careful, but there’s no denying it. You’re late. From the moment you do the math to the moment you finally get to say, “Oh thank goodness, it’s here!” these are the wild thoughts that run through your head during a pregnancy scare.

There Are Lots of Reasons A Period Can Be Late, Right?

Maybe I’m stressed. Or premenopausal…?

Oh No, I Just Coughed!

Is that a pregnancy symptom? Pretty sure I heard that was a pregnancy symptom. And why does my stomach feel harder than usual? Better start Googling.

Wait, When’s The Last Time I Had Sex Again?

Doesn’t matter, still panicking.

Is This A Baby Bump?

I could just be bloated… or really three months along and the next story on TLC’s I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.

Better Buy A Pregnancy Test

All the pregnancy tests that they have. You say the total is $175.34? Small price to pay for peace of mind.

Please, Jesus, I’ll Do Better

If you just make my period come by the end of the day, I swear I’ll never do anything bad again.

He’s Going To Make A Horrible Dad…

I definitely to have to do this by myself. Does MTV have a 20-Something And Pregnant?

The Struggle Is Already Real

And now my uterus wants to hand me a baby? *Panic sweats*

Is There Even An Abortion Clinic In My State?

And why is this a question I even have to ask in 2015?

Do I Even Like Kids?

Oh, man. I am going to be a terrible mom.

I Need A Drink

Wait, can I drink? This is going to be a long nine months.

My Period Is Here!

Woohoo! Thank goodness for small miracles.

 

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