“It Was A Poor Decision” Celebrity Breakup Announcements That Left Us With Questions
Heidi Klum and Seal
Their official announcement?
“While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching we have decided to separate. We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart.”
Not the whole truth, but it sounds better than Seal’s version, which included putting the family bodyguard on blast:
“I didn’t expect any better from [the bodyguard]…but I would’ve thought Heidi would [have] shown a bit more class…before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were.”