Cattin? FuFu? Do You Know This Teen Slang?

June 24, 2015  |  
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I could always tell bae from a thot, but this new teen slang has left me feeling out of the loop. Have you heard any of these? Or do you feel old too?


If your mom hasn’t nosed in your phone business in a while, you might have missed this textspeak for Mom Over Shoulder.


“Check out my new rides” is the new “check out my new kicks.”


I would have thought this was a shade of brown, but it’s actually a mixture of “tight” and “dope.”


Blasted is the new “tatted up.”


Flaking out. As in “Stop cattin on me or I’m going to stop inviting you out.”


As in “pass the chop (blunt, spliff, etc).”

Fu Fu

Fake, phony, “fufu for talking about me behind my back.”


Cool as in, “It’s gucci, don’t worry about it.”


Lying, as in “stop jawsin.”


Crazy. As in “watch out for that girl, she’s hella mainey.”


A “gardening tool.” As in, “don’t date her she’s a squally.”

Thy Thy

Slang for methamphetamines. Stay off drugs kids.

I Ship It

A relationship you can get behind. As in, “Beyonce and Jay-Z together? I ship it.”


“Fixed That For You.” Said sarcastically after you correct someone that’s was wrong.

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