Did you catch Tyrese’s new short film
Shame? The singer and Jennifer Hudson pair up to remind us of the dysfunctional relationships we swore we’d never get into–again. Here are a few examples of those tired relationships.
The Mama’s Boy
Why put someone first in your life when you’re not first in their life?
The Drinker
Too many beverages and he turns from Jekyll to Hyde.
Mr. Almost Right
When it looks like you could make it work, but you realize that you wasted years instead.
The Baby Daddy
Next time you’ll take your relationship with fewer child support payments and a side of less baby mama drama.
Mr. Break Up To Make Up
The makeup sex may be incredible, but the fights are not worth it.
Mr. Can’t Commit
Because “the one” won’t hesitate to fight to keep you from getting away.
The Pushover
Because if he doesn’t stand up for himself, you will walk all over him–and then lose respect for him in the process.
The Dependent
He provides you with some of the love you need while you provide him with all the money he needs.
The Social Climber
He looked good on paper–but nowhere else.
The Cheater
Just because he left another woman for you doesn’t mean he’ll leave you for another woman, right? Wrong.
The Hopeful
He’s got big dreams, but no ambition. And what he doesn’t have in drive, he makes up for in bills.
Mr. Negative
Next time you will find someone who’s more willing to fight in your corner.
The Long-Distance Love
Everyone tries this at least once, but usually only once.
The Warning Sign
Your mom warned you, and your friends gave him the side-eye. Next time you will listen.
