Thou Shalt Not #EggplantFriday: 14 Celebrity Instagram Commandments

January 30, 2015  |  
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These celebrities are finding out that it’s harder to be famous on Instagram than you think.

Mothers Shalt Keep Covered Up

At least that seemed to be the Instagram consensus after Amber Rose posted these skimpy bikini photos on her page.

Thou Shalt Post Couple Selfies

Gabby and Dwyane have been stepping up their celebrity couple selfie game and we want more.

Thou Shalt Take It Off

Everybody loves makeup-less celebrity selfies. And this one of Ellen and Portia celebrating Ellen’s birthday is adorable.

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Thou Shalt Belfie

It looks like butt selfies are here to stay.

One company said there’s been such a “huge” spike in these selfies that they’ve developed a belfie stick to help you take photos of your back end.

Lord…

Thou Shalt Lay Low After A Break Up

Poor Ciara just can’t seem to get on the right side of her Instagram followers. And the recent post break-up shade on her page has us wondering if maybe Ciara shouldn’t tone down the social media until the buzz around her personal life dies down.

Thou Shalt Sometimes Have Trouble Doing Anything Right

“You look like a thot.”

Keke can’t seem to get on the right side of some of her fans either. When Keke Palmer posted this photo of her new look, her Instagram haters immediately piped up with the negativity.

We hope things get better in Keke’s comments section soon, but until then Keke’s not taking her Instagram shade lying down.

Thou Shalt Not DM The Fans

Lebanese film star Mia Khalifa recently put Drake on blast for sending her “cringeworthy” DMs.

And this isn’t the first time Drake’s been called out.

Thou Shalt Not Threaten To Reach Out And Touch The Fans

What’s beef? These days it’s Instagram comments. And T.I. got into big social media trouble when he told one fan to “meet him” after he alled him a snitch.

Luckily for T.I. and his “fan,” everyone went home and no more shots were fired. But we have a feeling it’s just a matter of time before T.I. is at it again.

Not All IG PR Is Good PR

Janay Rice’s recent IG photos celebrating Ray Rice’s 28th birthday celebration ruffled a lot of feathers… are Ray and Janay back together for good?

Thou Shalt Not Photoshop

OK, a lot of celebrities Photoshop.

Lindsay Lohan’s recently got caught fudging her lines when she released this photo on IG. Just check out the bottles to her right.

And we’re not even talking about the fact that she snapped this while she’s supposed to be sick in bed — or at least that’s the excuse she gave her judge for missing court.

Thou Shalt Take Your Shirt Off

Sexy celebrity male selfies are few, far between and much appreciated by the fans.

Thou Shalt Not Vent Your Personal Problems

Or they won’t be personal anymore.

Memphitz posted this photo on Instagram right before New Years. And even though he took down the photo, speculation about trouble in Memphitz and Toya’s relationship have graduated to divorce rumors.

Sometimes relationship drama is temporary, but Instagram is forever.

Thou Shalt Not #EggplantFriday

Will B.O.B’s Eggplant Friday be the last one to go viral on Instagram? Maybe. Recently Instagram outlawed the weekly event by making it impossible to search #eggplantFriday on the site.

Look’s like it’s back to Twitter for serious vegetable lovers.

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