Long Hair, Don’t Care: 15 Signs You’re Fresh From The Salon
You’re fresh from the salon and your fresh new look has gassed your whole week.
You’re Incorporating Your Hair Into Your Dance Moves
Because every song is your jam when you look this good.
You Think About Calling In Sick
Because you are way too pretty to go to work today.
You’re Making A Lot Of Eye Contact
Just hoping to see a hater.
You’ve Got One Comeback
And it’s your response to everything.
You’ve Been Waiting All Day For Someone To Call Your Name
*rotate with my whole body*
Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there.
You’re Really Flirty
You smiled at the bag boy, winked at the bartender and now you’re in the mirror just cheesing at yourself.
Your Inner Monologue Is A Little Shady
Hopefully your head will de-gas in a couple of days.
You’ve Been Making Some Serious Entrances
Because your hair says “I have arrived.”
You’ve Been Dropping Subtle Hints
Because it’s already been several minutes and no one’s noticed your new ‘do yet.
You Talk With Your Hair
To emphasize your point and the beautiful head of hair it’s coming from.
You’re Getting Carried Away With The Hair Flipping
You’re Getting Friend Intervention
And you’re really trying not to respond by flipping your hair.
You’re On Cloud Nine
And there is absolutely no reason come down.