Long Hair, Don’t Care: 15 Signs You’re Fresh From The Salon

January 23, 2015  |  
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You’re fresh from the salon and your fresh new look has gassed your whole week.

You’re Incorporating Your Hair Into Your Dance Moves

Because every song is your jam when you look this good.

You Think About Calling In Sick

Because you are way too pretty to go to work today.

You’re Making A Lot Of Eye Contact

Just hoping to see a hater.

You’ve Got One Comeback

And it’s your response to everything.

You’ve Been Waiting All Day For Someone To Call Your Name

*rotate with my whole body*

Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there.

You’re Really Flirty

You smiled at the bag boy, winked at the bartender and now you’re in the mirror just cheesing at yourself.

Your Inner Monologue Is A Little Shady

Hopefully your head will de-gas in a couple of days.

You’ve Been Making Some Serious Entrances

Because your hair says “I have arrived.”

You’ve Been Dropping Subtle Hints

Because it’s already been several minutes and no one’s noticed your new ‘do yet.

You Talk With Your Hair

To emphasize your point and the beautiful head of hair it’s coming from.

You’re Getting Carried Away With The Hair Flipping

It happens.

You’re Getting Friend Intervention

And you’re really trying not to respond by flipping your hair.

You’re On Cloud Nine

And there is absolutely no reason come down.

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