Everything that changes after you’re married, brought to you by Beyonce gifs. Sometimes we all miss being single ladies.
Dropping It Like It’s Hot
In fact you’ve retired most of your sweat-inducing moves. You’re not even sure where they do that anymore.
Your Relationship To Your Girls
Now you have to schedule girls’ nights instead of just dropping over.
Even Though You Never Thought That Would Be True
Marriage is full of surprises.
The Way You Work It Out
They should call it the marriage 15.
It’s Not All About You Anymore
Because now everything is about “we.”
Your Wardrobe
Now your freakum dress is officially in retirement, and you kind of miss it…
Your Flirt Game
It’s gone from your best come hither stare to “we have 45 minutes before Scandal comes on.”
The Way You Argue
Marriage is like a master’s course in the art of compromising.
The Way You Handle Money
On the plus side, there’s more. On the minus side, there’s so many more discussions about how you spend it.
The G-Word
You’re still amazed at how long it took you to get used to the word “wife.”
The Way You Spend The Holidays
It used to be all about the Christmas party at your favorite club, now it’s all about the egg nog and an early night.
Who You Go To For Advice
Now your parents seem like the best place to go for relationship advice.
Alone Time
Now you get excited about guys’ night, also known as “catch up on the shows he doesn’t want to watch with me night.”
Those Special Favors
Now they’re strictly for special occasions because who has the energy every night?
