Would You Ever Consider A Threesome? Watch What Happens To This Couple First

December 16, 2014  |  
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True Life has finally answered the question on couples’ minds around America: What would happen if I had a threesome? Lucky for us, this Dallas couple found out for us — you won’t be able to guess what happens next.

This is Lady and Coop

They’ve been together for six years and married for three. Lady is 27, Coop is 30.

Coop Is The One That Wants The Threesome

They didn’t say how long he’s been asking for one, but from the look of excitement on his face I’m guessing it’s been a while. Did I mention that Coop owns a strip club?

 

Lady Has Questions

Her biggest fear? What will happen next? If she does go through with it, will it be a one time thing? Or will the rest of their marriage feature a “revolving door” of women? Will one woman ever be enough for him in the future?

That’s probably something they should have talked about beforehand.

Oh. And There’s Another Problem

Lady is not into women. Like not at all.

Why is she considering going through it anyway? Lady says she’s afraid that Coop’s request for a threesome might be “a cry for something” that he wants to get without cheating on his wife. “I feel like if I don’t have a threesome, he might step out.”

At this point MTV has aired a lot of footage featuring Coop roaming around his strip club looking pretty thirsty. I understand why Lady is concerned, but is a threesome really the way to go?

Their Friends Say They’re “Playing With Fire”

One of the most awkward parts of any threesome is telling your friends what you’re planning to do. Lady and Coop’s friends think that this can only end badly. But Lady says she thinks their marriage is strong enough to handle it…

Player Three Has Entered The Game

OK, scratch that. The most awkward part of having a threesome is asking someone that you know to be part of the threesome. This is Pinky. Pinky works at the strip club with Lady and Coop.

Pinky seems really into Coop who’s also her boss. And after about 30 seconds of conversation, she agrees to be part of the party. Things are about to go down. Tonight.

Turn Down For What?

What do you do when you’ve been saying you’ll have a threesome and the woman and the moment are finally here and you’re not sure if you can actually physically do it?

Shots. So many shots. They dropped the ball not playing Turn Down For What during this drinking sequence.

Whoa!

I turned away from the screen for one second, looked over again and Lady has gone for the grab. It looks like this might actually happen.

It’s Happening!

Coop won’t stop yelling “Yes Lawd” in the background, and I am cracking up. MTV keeps cutting in and out for decency’s sake, but things feel a bit “off.”

I have no idea how Lady and Pink went from talking like buddies after work to getting each other naked and I don’t really want to know. Coop is definitely the one having the most fun.

The Aftermath

“How was it?!” is the question on everyone’s mind when they find out someone has thrown caution to the wind and gone on a sexual adventure.

What does Lady think? She says she’s glad she went through with it and can check “threesome” off of her bucket list. It was fun, but not “boom! Explosive! I see why everyone does this so much!”

She certainly doesn’t look terribly excited about it. Maybe it’s the hangover?

Shopping Spree

What happens when you give your man the threesome he’s always wanted? If you’re Lady you get to shop until you drop. She certainly looks happy.

Two Weeks Later

Uh oh. Lady just asked Coop if he had fun during their one-time “adventure.” The first thing out of Coop’s mouth is “I’d do it again.”

And there it is. It looks like the revolving door is starting to turn. Coop says he doesn’t want to do it with Lady again because he wants to try “another one.”

The Very Next Night

Lady and Coop go to the strip club again and Coop is already trying to land another threesome. It hasn’t even been a month since the first one.

The Aftermath

The revolving door is officially open, but I have a feeling that Lady sort of saw this one coming. Before the episode is over, she promised Coop another threesome — in exchange for a trip to Las Vegas.

The moral of this threesome story? Be careful before you open Pandora’s Box because it’s going to be really hard to get it closed again. But Lady and Coop’s marriage survived, Coop looks happier and things didn’t fall apart for these two the way I sort of expected it to.

So now that you know what happens, the question is: would you do it?

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