Does This Sound Like You? People Who Are Taking The Ebola Outbreak Very Seriously

October 24, 2014  |  
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Do you get nervous every time you hear someone cough? Have you been checking your news feed just for Ebola updates? This post is for everyone with a bottle of Purell and a no-touching policy. You’re not the only ones trying to keep Ebola at bay.

You Don’t Mess With Anyone Who’s Coughing

And you’re not afraid to pick up all of your belongings and move very far away from them.

You’ve Thought Twice About Taking A Flight

Because apparently they’ll let just anybody on a plane…

You’ve Been Watching Outbreak Movies For Pointers

This Ebola apocalypse will have to catch someone else slipping.

You’re Starting To Get Suspicious

And every time someone calls you crazy you say “*cough,cough* Tuskeegee *cough*”.

You’re Afraid Someone Will Think You Have It

Then you start thinking “wait, could I have it?”

You Don’t Want To Go Out

Because you’re petty sure that this is what night life looks like now.

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You Don’t Want To Take The Kids Trick Or Treating

Because there could be Ebola all over those fun-sized Snickers.

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You Are Not Afraid To Alert The CDC

Even on friends and loved ones.

You’re About To Start Asking For Proof Of Ebola Status

Especially if it’s already hit your state.

You’ve Heard About All Of The Ways You Can Catch It

But you’re not going to wait for them to find out it’s airborne to stay extra safe.

You’ve Been Going A Little Overboard With This At Work

Chapped hands are a small price to pay for safety.

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You’ve Become An Amateur Nurse

Because somebody needs to be out here asking the serious questions.

It’s Affecting Your Fashion Choices

Because there’s no reason you can’t be fabulous and Ebola free.

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