Does This Sound Like You? People Who Are Taking The Ebola Outbreak Very Seriously
Do you get nervous every time you hear someone cough? Have you been checking your news feed just for Ebola updates? This post is for everyone with a bottle of Purell and a no-touching policy. You’re not the only ones trying to keep Ebola at bay.
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#ncr be careful yall.. I know that sometimes you can't avoid this kinda things.. but you can at least try.. avoid having unnecessary contact with people and surfaces.. And clean your hands often. Avoid public restrooms… #ebola #nyc #spreading #ebolaoutbreak #outbreak #disease #becareful #youdoneedtoworry #government #need to check more into people coming from treating ebola…
Every Time You See Another Post Like This…
You seriously think about stocking up on water and boarding up the house.
You Don’t Mess With Anyone Who’s Coughing
And you’re not afraid to pick up all of your belongings and move very far away from them.
You’ve Thought Twice About Taking A Flight
Because apparently they’ll let just anybody on a plane…
You’ve Been Watching Outbreak Movies For Pointers
This Ebola apocalypse will have to catch someone else slipping.
You’re Starting To Get Suspicious
And every time someone calls you crazy you say “*cough,cough* Tuskeegee *cough*”.
You’re Afraid Someone Will Think You Have It
Then you start thinking “wait, could I have it?”
You Don’t Want To Go Out
Because you’re petty sure that this is what night life looks like now.
You Don’t Want To Take The Kids Trick Or Treating
Because there could be Ebola all over those fun-sized Snickers.
You Are Not Afraid To Alert The CDC
Even on friends and loved ones.
You’re About To Start Asking For Proof Of Ebola Status
Especially if it’s already hit your state.
You’ve Heard About All Of The Ways You Can Catch It
But you’re not going to wait for them to find out it’s airborne to stay extra safe.
You’ve Been Going A Little Overboard With This At Work
Chapped hands are a small price to pay for safety.
You’ve Become An Amateur Nurse
Because somebody needs to be out here asking the serious questions.
It’s Affecting Your Fashion Choices
Because there’s no reason you can’t be fabulous and Ebola free.