I Just Can’t Today: 15 Reasons To Call In Sick Tomorrow

October 21, 2014  |  
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Need a few reasons to call in sick tomorrow? We’ve got 15 and we’re not afraid to use them. Don’t be afraid to scroll through while you stay in bed all day.

Your Check Still Hasn’t Cleared

And you sort of feel like you’ll show up when they pay up.

You Just Can’t With Them Today

And they’re not ready for your true colors to come shining through.

You Can’t Fix Your Face

And you’ve already gotten in trouble for mean-mugging people at work.

You’re Pretty Sure You Won’t Make It To Lunch

At least not without breaking into tears.

You’ve Been Thinking Of Switching Fields

Because you’ve been working hard but hardly working sounds so much better.

You Have Other Plans For Paying Your Bills

Because your 9 to 5 is just that bad.

You Dreamed About Work Last Night

And after that nightmare it feels like you already put in your eight hours.

You Missed Your First Alarm

And also you’re fifth one…

It’s The Weekend

And going in today just doesn’t feel fair.

You’re Hungover

Or maybe dying. Either way, you don’t want to go to work.

Your Friend Has The Day Off

And the jealousy is absolutely eating you alive.

You Just Can’t Get It Together

And the day hasn’t even started yet.

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It’s A Monday

And you’re pretty sure that you’re allergic to those.

They Can’t Make You Go

Unless they’re willing to drag you there kicking and screaming.

You’re Pretty Sure Work Was Cancelled

Especially since you’re not going to call and check…

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