I Just Can’t Today: 15 Reasons To Call In Sick Tomorrow
Need a few reasons to call in sick tomorrow? We’ve got 15 and we’re not afraid to use them. Don’t be afraid to scroll through while you stay in bed all day.
Your Check Still Hasn’t Cleared
And you sort of feel like you’ll show up when they pay up.
You Just Can’t With Them Today
And they’re not ready for your true colors to come shining through.
You Can’t Fix Your Face
And you’ve already gotten in trouble for mean-mugging people at work.
You’re Pretty Sure You Won’t Make It To Lunch
At least not without breaking into tears.
You’ve Been Thinking Of Switching Fields
Because you’ve been working hard but hardly working sounds so much better.
You Have Other Plans For Paying Your Bills
Because your 9 to 5 is just that bad.
You Dreamed About Work Last Night
And after that nightmare it feels like you already put in your eight hours.
You Missed Your First Alarm
And also you’re fifth one…
It’s The Weekend
And going in today just doesn’t feel fair.
Or maybe dying. Either way, you don’t want to go to work.
Your Friend Has The Day Off
And the jealousy is absolutely eating you alive.
You Just Can’t Get It Together
And the day hasn’t even started yet.
It’s A Monday
And you’re pretty sure that you’re allergic to those.
They Can’t Make You Go
Unless they’re willing to drag you there kicking and screaming.
You’re Pretty Sure Work Was Cancelled
Especially since you’re not going to call and check…