15 Awkward Celebrity Sex Stories

October 15, 2014  |  
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We’re always wishing for more personal information about celebrities, but in this case you better be careful what you wish for. Here are some celebrity sex stories we wish we could un-know.

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr has admitted to getting sexual on an airplane both with someone, and alone…that’s one way to pass the long flight we suppose.

John Mayer

John Mayer said of his time with Jessica Simpson that the sex was so good, if she charged him hundreds of thousands of dollars to sleep with her, he’d sell all of his belongings to afford it.

 

Angelina Jolie

Angelina gave us quite a lot of fodder for our imaginations when she admitted she and Brad Pitt were “creative” when getting it on while pregnant.

 

Olivia Wilde

Olivia says of her sex life with funny man Jason Sudeikis that they have sex like Kenyan marathon runners. We’re not sure what that would look like.

Kim Kardashian

Kim has raved about how much she loves going down on the men she is with. We could do without the imagery. Oh wait…there are videos. We can’t escape it.

Zoe Saldana

Zoe has listed off all the sexual positions she likes—including doggy style and standing up. It makes watching “Guardians of the Galaxy” a little difficult.

Lamar Odom

Odom admitted that when he was with Khloe Kardashian, he insisted she “keep it clean down there” and that he’s “into the bald.”

Jenny McCarthy

Jenny admitted the weirdest place she’s had sex was in the Grand Canyon and that scorpions, dirt and stones got all over the place.

 

Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee gave us a little TMI (and in very old fashioned language) when she said that she and Pete Wentz, after reuniting, were going to “find a quiet place to go fornicate.” Who uses the word “fornicate” anymore?

 

 

 

 

Wilmer Valderrama

Valderrama has spilled details about his exes they probably wouldn’t be happy about, like that Ashlee Simpson was loud.

Michael Douglas

Michael swooned about…Viagra! Well, and his young wife Catherine Zeta-Jones of course. But he’s been very open about his use of performance enhancing supplements.

Jessica Simpson

Jessica has always been open about her sex life. She recently told Ryan Seacrest that she was having the biggest orgasms ever while pregnant, but she’s also admitted to farting a lot during sex.

 

Jada Pinkett Smith

We’d think twice before inviting the Smiths over for a dinner party. Jada has admitted she and Will like to sneak off and get it on at parties.

 

George Clooney

George has admitted he lost his virginity when he was only 16 years old, but he also told a very strange story about how a ropes ladder course caused him to feel all the sensations of losing it at the age of 6 or 7. Huh?

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