It’s Been Handled! A Guide On How To Fake Watching Scandal For Non-Gladiators

September 25, 2014  |  

Tonight “Scandal” premieres its fourth season on ABC at 9 p.m. EST! This means every Thursday night group messages will go unanswered, calls from bae will not be returned until midnight, and social media discussion will center around the show’s love triangles, deaths, and obviously scandals.

But what if, God forbid, you don’t watch the hit Shonda Rhimes show?

Well, you’re in luck. In an effort to prevent you from being chastised by friends and family, the creators of the upcoming film “Dear White People”  have created a “How To Fake That You Watched Scandal” guide. Not only does the  guide teache you “Scandal” terminology and characters, you will also learn the premise of every episode that usually centers around Olivia Pope’s family, coworkers and love life.

Below is the guide for Non-Gladiators to get through Season 4 without hearing the disgusted phrase: “Oh my gawd! You don’t watch Scandal! Hm, damn- for real tho?!?”

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