15 Signs You’re Dating A Boy And Not A Man

July 16, 2014  |  
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Does your boyfriend have a little more growing up to do? If he’s anything like the men on this list, it could be time for him to drink a tall glass of grow-up quick.

He Still Think He’s Going to Be A Rapper

Not that you’ve ever seen him log any studio time. But it is his number one excuse for not going back to school.

He Has A 100% Junk Food Diet

Because it hasn’t changed since he was six years old. You’re actually sort of impressed that anyone can live that long without eating vegetables.

And He Has No Idea How to Cook

Why bother to learn when someone’s been feeding you since birth?

He Still Takes His Laundry To His Mother’s House

Or hands it over to you now, because that’s your new job.

Every Time He Gets A Cold It’s The End of the World

He’s 6’2″ and completely incapacitated by the sniffles.

He Lives Every Day Like He’s In A Rap Video

Even though he can’t really afford the life. Who cares about rent when he could be saving up for a pair of Air Jordan 10’s?

Speaking of Sneakers

His collection is getting way out of control. There’s enough shoes to make a down payment to a grown-up house sitting in his closet — in his mother’s basement.

His Parents Still Pay His Bills

Even though he’s way too old to still be getting an allowance.

He Won’t Go To The Doctor Or A Dentist

Even when he sort of needs to. Not that he’s bothered to get any health insurance. He’s still convinced he’s going to live forever.

He Still Sleeps Past Noon

Because he’s still on his old college schedule.

You’ve Never Heard Him Say “Sorry”

It would require him to man up and he’s clearly just not ready to tackle that hurdle yet.

He Still Lives With Ma Dukes

And he sees zero problem with it. He’s taking care of her. Even if things look like they’re really the other way around.

He Still Uses Paper Plates

That way he won’t have to do dishes or make his bed or clean up the house or tackle any other grown-up chores.

He Has Commitment Issues

He loves you, but he’s having trouble letting go of all of that quality time with his boys…and all of their quality time at the club.

He Never Outgrew His Video Games

Meet the man child in his natural habitat. You’d make him choose between you and the game, but you’re afraid of who he’ll pick.

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