Somebody’s Lying Here: Ridiculous Things Men Say To Impress Women

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“I was the chubby and unattractive in high school”

Okay well, even if that’s true, you’re neither of those things now. So you can’t pull the pity card on me. I’m not going to sleep with you to make the nerd you used to be feel better.

 

 

 

 

 

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