“Where Them Eggs At?!” The Most Outrageous Moments From LHHATL Episode 1
Last night Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta, or as some folks on the Internet have dubbed it, As The Hood Turns, returned to our television screens for a third season of drama and tom foolery.
Monday’s season premiere was far less dramatic than what we’ve come to expect from Atlanta reality TV’s wildest bunch of characters, but we have a feeling that was just a mild introduction to the craziness that is to come over the next couple of months. Check out some of the most hilarious, mystifying, and downright ridicuous moments from last night’s premiere. What did you think?
Perhaps if she wasn’t like 5’10” and sitting on a pink Disney bike with a basket in the front that reads “for girls 7 and under,” Bambi’s scene riding her bike to Scrappy’s house could have been a cute, environmentally friendly moment, but this just screamed broke and hood — as did the conversation when she burst into Scrappy’s house talking about “I wanna see them eggs.” Eggs would be the eggs Scrappy’s mother told Bambi he always keeps in his basket when he’s ready to move on to the next.
Bambi has her own basket
In the midst of questioning Scrappy about his eggs Bambi failed to recall she was the one who looked like she was ready to hatch sitting on Benzino’s lap in a hot tub at Bobby V’s bachelorama shindig. *Shudders.*
Kirk need not ever speak again
And another one who needs to take the hashtag #NeverForget to heart is Kirk Frost who we, unfortunately, have to report has not matured a bit since last season. Kirk had the nerve to tell Rasheeda’s mother not to kiss the baby because he didn’t know where her mouth had been. Well Kirk, we do know where your mouth has been and we kindly advise that you step away from the baby.
Mimi and Nikko need acting lessons
If you are expecting an honest answer from Mimi and Nikko on how their sex tape hit the web, please don’t look to LHHATL for it. Last night these two “damaged” individuals put on the worst show on earth when Nikko invited Mimi out to dinner to tell her his bag was stolen and in the bag was the footage from their sex tape. Not missing a beat, Nikko proceeds to say, “it’s gonna be out there so we might as well capitalize on it.” Yeah, cuz that’s what everyone thinks the moment they find out their naked behind is going to be all over the world wide web. Nikko, we already heard you tell Mimi before you started taping that you wanted to “exploit” her wild side in bed. Congrats, you did it.
These two have not changed a bit
Get ready for a new trend this wedding season, inspired by Steebie and Joseline…what does one do when they get married in a courthouse without “mamacitas with the flowers”? They throw a post-marital birthday bash that involves body shots and licking smashed birthday cake off of the blushing bride’s breastesses. Yeah we didn’t want to see that either.
Remember in season 1 when producers sometimes had to add subtitles when Joseline was talking? We’d like those back please because for the entire 2.37 that Waka Flocka was on the screen last night we had not a clue what he was saying, but I think he loves his girl and wants to do better.
This is how you upgrade
While Scrappy is over there bragging about having a chick you can smash and then go hoop with, Erica has moved on to this. #Win.
Arianne is going the Erica Mena route
Last night Arianne decided to drop a mini-bomb and proclaim that ever since she came out she has found a woman she loves and is happier than ever. Hmmm could this be a ploy for more camera time, a la Erica Mena, or is it genuine?
Love & Hip Hop Atlanta
In case you don’t believe us…
See the ratchetry for yourself.