Friends Don’t Let Friends Go To Walmart Like This

April 16, 2014  |  
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Good friends don’t let friends…

For part 2 of the hilarious people of Walmart, click here.

Buy the Wrong Size

Those shorts are 17 sizes too small.

Swing Low

That bra can’t support this and we can’t either.

Wear Red Socks With Pink Shorts

Those don’t match.

Slip Down

“Excuse me ma’am, but your back breasts are out.”

Crack Up

Even if her house doesn’t have any mirrors, we know she can feel that breeze.

Endanger Their Spines

That has got to be heavy.

Hang Low

Why waste money on shirts when you can just tuck ’em into your skirt?

Get Naked

No shoes, no clothes, no service.

Super Size

Jeans too small? Just make some room.

Shrink Their Shirts In The Wash

Cold water, gentle cycle.

Rock Panty Lines

Maybe he’s shopping for a thong…

Leave the Pool Without a Cover Up

That’s a good way to catch a cold.

Rock Cottage Cheese

That’s what Spanx are for.

Forget Their Pants At Home

Apparently they’re easy to miss.

Rock Their Underwear on the Outside

Where they do that at?

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