What Your Dog Says About You

April 11, 2014  |  
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Do you like them timid and small or big and ferocious? Here’s what your dog says about you.


A Yorkie

I have a pair of shoes that cost more than my rent.

A 20-lb. “Yorkie Poo”

I buy everything at the flea market, including my pets.

A Pit Bull

I don’t like people fooling around in my yard or in my business. And my boyfriend is over 6’2″.

A Rottweiler

My landlord doesn’t allow pit bulls.

A Portugese Water Dog

There is a framed, signed picture of the Obamas in my house.

A Toy Poodle

This is actually my mama’s dog.

A Bulldog

I’m hilarious.

A Mutt, On A Chain, In the Yard

I don’t really like dogs. He doesn’t really have a name, and I wouldn’t go out there if I were you ’cause he’s crazy.

A Dalmatian

“101 Dalmatians” was my favorite movie as a kid — which was long before I learned how much of a handful this dog was going to be.

A Doberman Pinscher

My dad was in the military.

A Chihuahua

I discipline my kids but not my dog. He won’t bite…just don’t look him in the eye. He doesn’t like that.

A Tibetan Mastiff

“I have more money than sense.” Each one of these ferocious monsters will run you over $1 million dollars.

A “Hound Dog”

I live out in the country. He’s not allowed inside.

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