What Your Dog Says About You
Do you like them timid and small or big and ferocious? Here’s what your dog says about you.
I have a pair of shoes that cost more than my rent.
A 20-lb. “Yorkie Poo”
I buy everything at the flea market, including my pets.
A Pit Bull
I don’t like people fooling around in my yard or in my business. And my boyfriend is over 6’2″.
My landlord doesn’t allow pit bulls.
A Portugese Water Dog
There is a framed, signed picture of the Obamas in my house.
A Toy Poodle
This is actually my mama’s dog.
A Mutt, On A Chain, In the Yard
I don’t really like dogs. He doesn’t really have a name, and I wouldn’t go out there if I were you ’cause he’s crazy.
“101 Dalmatians” was my favorite movie as a kid — which was long before I learned how much of a handful this dog was going to be.
A Doberman Pinscher
My dad was in the military.
I discipline my kids but not my dog. He won’t bite…just don’t look him in the eye. He doesn’t like that.
A Tibetan Mastiff
“I have more money than sense.” Each one of these ferocious monsters will run you over $1 million dollars.
A “Hound Dog”
I live out in the country. He’s not allowed inside.