He Has A Micro-Pen*s; Should I Stay?

February 14, 2014  |  

From Essence

Dear Abiola,

I hate writing this. I’ve been dating a really great dude for about five months. We met online and we were feeling each other from day one. He’s Idris Elba fine, real smart, tall, funny, good job and no kids. This brings me to the problem.

Have you ever heard of a micropen*s? First he said he wanted to wait until we were sure about each other to have sex and I thought that just went with his thoughtful personality.. Then after four months he confessed that he had condition called “micropen*s”. And if I had a problem with it I could bounce and he’d understand. Basically, he said he was really, really, really tiny. I’ve experienced different sizes so I told him that I didn’t care.

We finally got naked and OMG. I was thinking a regular small pen*s but NO. Apparently a micropen*s is in a class by itself. Google it. A micropen*s is practically no pen*s and unfortunately he can’t enter me or anybody else. Yup. We can’t have sex.

Now I don’t know what to do. It was like being in Middle School. We can do everything else sexually speaking except intercourse. I’m sorry but sex is important to me and I never dreamed that I would ever look forward to a life without sex.

Should I cut and run or am I being shallow?

Help!!

Signed,

Shafted

Read Abiola’s response at Essence.com

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