Burglar Performs Hour-Long Twerk Session Before Committing Crime

December 12, 2013  |  

We can across some pretty crazy things on the Internet, but this has got to be one of the craziest things we’ve ever seen. 27-year-old Lindsey Riddle, who works as a Graphics Coordinator at VH1, was shocked to learn that someone had stolen a package that was delivered to the apartment that she shares with her boyfriend in Clinton Hills, Brooklyn, Gothamist reports. After checking the apartment building’s surveillance cameras in hopes of getting a peek at the culprit, Riddle received an even bigger surprise. The surveillance camera definitely captured footage of the burglars as they entered the building. It also caught what the female accomplice did to pump herself up for the crime that twas about to be committed. What did she do to warm up, you ask? She twerked on the stoop… for nearly an hour!

“Her endurance was rather impressive,” said an amused Riddle. “I’m not exaggerating when I say she did this for an hour. A couple of my neighbors walked into the building and she’d stop momentarily and then start up hardcore as soon as their backs were to her.”

Though she clearly wasn’t too happy about her packages being stolen, Riddle admits that she was totally amazed by the bizarre occurrence.

“The interesting part was what happened before the break-in, in which the woman proceeded to straight up twerk outside of our building. For an entire hour. Rest breaks were had, but she got right back up and dropped it like it was hot, often times on the lap of the man.”

It turns out that the twerker held the elevator while her male accomplice stole the packages. Hot freaking mess.

Watch a sped-up clip from her “performance” on the next page.

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