Put That Away! Ways Men Try To Throw Their Packages In Our Faces
Men like to think they’re slick. When they want you to look, they’ll do anything to bring your attention to “it’s” direction. But these bold moves are totally on our radar. These are the the classic “look at my junk” moves that guys love to pull.
You know you have some longer swim shorts in your closet. Now I can’t stop looking.
Standing With Their Crotch In Your Face on the Subway
They’re standing up, you’re sitting down and it’s a long awkward ride home.
Sitting With Their Legs Wide Open
And then they’re always looking you dead in the eyes while they’re doing it.
Grinding On You When It’s Rock Hard
Grinding can be exciting, but you should take a minute to calm down before there’s chafing.
Scratching Themselves In Public
Super not hot.
Just Grabbing It
It’s a really bold move, but some brothers aren’t afraid to grab hold to make sure you get a peek.
Ugh. I’m trying not to check it out but I can’t look away.
Smedium Gym Shorts
They’re just a little too small and now I can see an outline of your business when I’m trying to get my elliptical on.
Just yuck. And it’s always somebody’s middle-aged daddy.
The From-Behind Hug
And it’s always when they’re trying to “show you how” to do something. Back up. This isn’t “Ghost.”
These are just dangerous. Even though you can’t see it you’re always worried that it’s going to slip out. Gross.
That thing isn’t properly holstered and they know it.