The Best Of The #WorstPickUpLines On Twitter

Hit me up on my MySpace #WorstPickUpLines

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) April 30, 2013

#worstpickuplines pic.twitter.com/5j7x6ZC2MY

— Hilarious (@ComedyPics) September 5, 2013

"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving & your right was Christmas, would u mind if I visited u between the holidays?" -___- #WorstPickUpLines

— Rocsi & Terrence 106 (@TeamRT106) September 16, 2011

I want to pour Nyquil on you and lick you until I fall asleep. #worstpickuplines

— SCOTTY (@MarylandMudflap) February 2, 2011

#WorstPickUpLines 20 letters in the alphabet right? No i think 26, oh i forgot U R A Q T, your still short one, I'll give you the D later

— Chandu Kerai (@Barney1892) September 5, 2013

#WorstPickUpLines does your couch pull out? Cuz I don't

— JillHamer (@JillyanHamer) September 5, 2013

#WorstPickUpLines: I'm no weatherman, but you can expect at least a few inches tonight.

— E.T (@e_thood) September 5, 2013

“@msChelleM: I am like milk, I'll do your body good.#WorstPickUpLines” @EmilyKateBerry

— Randi Marie (@upallnight4loki) September 5, 2013

#WorstPickUpLines "Hey, you wanna be a single mother?"

— Ryan Staudmyer (@Ryanstaudmyer) September 5, 2013

On a scale of 1 to America. How free are you tonight? #WorstPickUpLines

— Trey Walpole (@Walpole_III) September 5, 2013

#WorstPickUpLines Guy: I got condoms with me Girl: Can we take it a little slower Guy : I G-O-T c-o-n-doms !

— 3/40 (@ListenToMusicv2) September 5, 2013