SMH: Philly Mom Seeks Experienced Girl To Take Harvard-Bound Son’s Virginity

July 19, 2013  |  

Jesus take the wheel! An overprotective parent in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, is turning over a new leaf. This mom, worried about her Harvard-bound son’s social awkwardness took to Craiglist’s “casual encounters” section to find a young woman to take his virginity. And no, we are not lying! What’s the purpose of this, you may ask? Mom Dukes wants to turn him into a “cool college kid”. Her plan is: You, a 19/20-something will be given a pair of complimentary tickets to a concert. At the event, you will target her fine, 18-year-old son who is a varsity cross country team member and has “almost zero body fat”. Once you find him, girl you better spring into action.

The Craiglist’s ad continued stating:

You start talking to him during the concert and eventually pick him up. Ask him to take you somewhere after and ditch your friends. Then you seduce him and take his virginity. Keep dating him (and showing him different sex positions) til he goes to college and then let him go gently so he’ll have the confidence to date other girls once he’s there.

Oh, but before you apply to this mother’s advertisement remember, do not fall in love with her son!

Below is a picture of the actual Craiglist’s post.


What do you think? Did this mother go too far or is she just looking out for her son?


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