What ‘Chu Say Boo? Caption This Pic Of Julianne Moore’s Podiatric Struggle
Julianne, I’m going to say a prayer for you right now because I know you’re feet are still screaming right now after you wore these too tight shoes last night boo!
The seasoned actress showed up at the Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony Wednesday night with her toes spreading for freedom trapped inside a strappy silver sandal obviously two sizes too small — at least. Looking at the tragic photos of Ms. Moore on the red carpet, I can only assume that one, there is a stylist walking around somewhere unemployed; and two, there’s a podiatrist making a serious house call to put these toes out of misery.
I mean we’ve all maybe forgotten to pack a pair of shoes at some point and had to wear someone else’s that weren’t exactly a perfect fit — but we’re not millionaires with staff on hand to prevent and fix tragic situations like this. I honestly can’t even believe Julianne was able to walk in these heels, let alone smile at cameras in them, but somehow she managed. More importantly though, I want to know what was going through her mind as she did it.
Caption this pic and tell us what you think is going on in Julianne Moore’s head, let alone her feet’s! lol