You’re Not Alone, Weirdo: Random And Awkward Things Everybody Does But Never Talk About

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Eat lactose-based products when you’re lactose intolerant

Blame it on the fact that ice cream looks so damn good on the front of the carton. As a lactose intolerant person, I know the horrible, very horrible things that could come from me indulging in ice cream, frozen yogurt or any real form of dairy. I have an intense form of lactose intolerance too, the kind that has my stomach turning from straight up milk chocolate in candy bars. Yet and still, I’m that weirdo scarfing down chocolate ice cream and Pinkberry yogurt, IN PUBLIC, when I know less than an hour later I’m going to be somewhere writhing in pain or in somebody’s bathroom tearing that joint up (sorry if that was a TMI moment). We lactose intolerant folks never learn our lesson, but it’s hard when everyone is indulging in ice cream cake and s**t in front of your face. You can only be tempted for so long…

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