You’re Not Alone, Weirdo: Random And Awkward Things Everybody Does But Never Talk About

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When you try on clothes in the dressing room, you do a little dance

“A** so big, I told her to look back at it/Look back it, look back it!” That’s often what plays in my head when I try on a new dress at the store (2 Chainz’s “I’m Different” by the way) and think it looks so good on, it’s worthy of a jig. And besides, really tight dresses have to be tested to ensure that they can handle your curves in case you want to drop it low while out with friends, so what better way to ensure it will work than to pop that “thang” just a little bit?

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