RHOA Episode 16 Shade Recap: ‘You Can Eat That Nail Polish Off Your Nails’
Last night’s episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta was pure comedy on TV and online. The one liners were literally endless, so we’re going to switch up our recap a bit this week and bring you the best shade of the night — not just from the show, but from the lady’s twitter accounts because you know they had to bring the drama online too.
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“You gone show up at midnight and really think you gone put one of these forks down your throat”
And this is where it all began. Nene invited the entire cast of RHOA to visit her in LA while she’s out there working on The New Normal, and after putting the girls up in a laid out rental house, she invited them to come to her place for a catered dinner at 9pm. What time did they show up? Midnight. And that’s when Nene had to let them know.
“You can eat that nail polish off your nails”
Yeah, the drama didn’t stop at the fork comment. Not sensing how intolerant Nene was of their tardiness, Kandi decided to ask if they could at least get a doggy bag to go. Nene said no but she did offer another alternative…and that’s fo-re-al.
In Kandi’s defense…
“Well, We Like Walter”
So not the funniest of Nene’s comments last night, but definitely a comical remark in an ironic, shade-throwing kind of way. Just to stir up trouble, Nene decided to fish for info about Kenya’s relationship with Walter, and when Kenya said they were done, Nene had the nerve to question why, knowing good and well she was the one who pulled the curtain back on that charade of a relationship to begin with.
“Your bunions are so beautiful…your forehead is so beautiful”
All the improv teacher asked these grown women to do was shout compliments at each other one by one. Kenya took it all to the left when Phaedra was in the hot seat.
“Have you seen that booty? Mine is God given, homegrown; hers is from Home Depot, the silicone injection department.”
Phaedra definitely caught on to Kenya’s childish comments during their improv class, that’s why she decided to return the favor with a little shade of her own.
Kenya gets the last e-word…
Why is no one recognizing me from “Deliver Us from Eva” and “Waiting to Exhale?”
Do you feel like a loser because your man runs your whole life?
Things got real suspect when the ladies were having one of those i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t woman conversations and Kandi realized everyone in the limo didn’t exactly fit into that category. The ladies were talking about the fact that they need to have their own money and can’t depend on a man to survive, then Kandi’s like woops, Porsha’s here. Instead of changing the subject though, she basically asked do you feel like a loser because you don’t earn anything you have. As we saw on next week’s preview, it goes deeper than that, as Porsha had to ask permission to go on this girls trip to begin with.
Nene is not a fan of Prosha’s housewifery…
Somebody’s a lying liar…
Hmm who could it be?