The Real Ill Na Na: Woman Puts Poison In Her Vadge To Kill Her Husband

January 30, 2013  |  


So in weird news around the world, a Brazilian woman clearly wanted out of her marriage. But instead of running away or asking for a divorce she decided to poison her 43 year old husband.

But she didn’t poison his food. She put a toxic substance into her genitals. She then lured her husband to bed and asked for oral. Her husband was all for it until he noticed a terrible smell emanating from her undercarriage. (Thanks Bridesmaids!) And that was the beginning of the end of her plan.

Her husband insisted that he take her to the hospital. He drove her to a hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto where the doctors conducted tests. They found that his wife had put enough poison in her vadge to poison both she and her husband. After that she confessed to the criminal plan. She received medical treatment for the poison.

Now, her husband is planning to sue her for attempted murder.

There’s really not much to say about this one. It’s just too far out there. She might have had better luck if she hadn’t him asked him to taste the kat, but then she certainly would have died in the process. Silly rabbit.


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