Was That Supposed To Make Them Proud? 15 Musical Tributes That Fell Flat In More Ways Than One
Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but unfortunately some truly talented individuals fell victim to some really subpar musical tributes to their favorite artists. Whether it was age, nerves or just a mismatch between honorers and honorees, these performances fell pretty short in their aim to salute the works of music’s greatest talents. Though many of the musicians being saluted took their lackluster tributes in stride, we can definitely say one woman who may just happen to be the Queen of Soul certainly didn’t look amused. So without further adieu we bring you 15 of the worst musical tributes to ever hit the stage. OK, that was dramatic.
Trey Songz Takes On Prince
In theory this could have been a great match. Here you have incredible hot, wonderfully talented Trey Songz tapped to salute the one and only Prince at the 2010 BET Awards. Though a cliché choice, you can’t go wrong with “Purple Rain.” Well, that was until Trey Trey got a hold of it. Doing this weird fusion of “Yo Side of the Bed” and “Purple Rain” – not to mention the atrocious American Idol-esque, amateur oversinging — not only made Prince give the stank eye, but everyone watching had an undeniable look of the WTF variety. Come on, man. You don’t mess with a classic and you certainly don’t mess with Prince.
Ashanti Sings Whitney Houston?
Did this one even have a shot at not being a disaster? Look Ashanti can carry a tune (most days), but we can all agree that Whitney Houston might be a little bit of a stretch for her. From the ridiculous outfit she decided to wear on GMA that fateful morning to the performance’s pitchiness and lack of true emotion, Ashanti’s musical tribute simply fell flat in more ways than one. Good job, good effort, but far from sealing the deal.
Alicia Key’s Tearful Tribute
Now we’ll preface this with we give Alicia Keys all the credit in the world for even making it through such an emotionally-charged performance at Whitney Houston’s funeral. But we are judging these tributes largely on the vocal and musical prowess of the performances, so we have to admit that it was far from Ms. Keys best. When she hit the notes, they soared to incredible heights. But when they didn’t quite make it there, it was a bit on the rough side. That being said, all the props in the world to Keys finishing the performance and contributing to celebrating the memory of Houston.
Christina Aguilera’s Wardrobe Malfunction?
Maybe to call this a wardrobe malfunction is relatively inaccurate, but Christina Aguilera’s “At Last” tribute to Etta James was marred by some unfortunate self-tanner that seemed to be dripping down the songstress’ legs. Aguilera’s performance may have been solid, but it definitely got an added thumbs down when she opted not to take the more conservative approach to her ensemble for the day. We could have certainly done without the boobs being in our faces and the rosary being trapped in between the breasteses. Just for one day, Christina, keep em’ under wraps.
Keri Hilson and Kelly Rowland Struggle With Summer
Though we always have to give credit to any singer who pays tribute to influential musicians of the past, we just can’t help but pick apart Keri Hilson and Kelly Rowland’s questionable salute to Disco icon Donna Summer. While we’re sure their hearts were in the right place, their approach unfortunately wasn’t. We’ll give them that many of the creative decisions were probably out of their control, but neither Kelly nor Keri really had the flavor, soul or attitude that made Summer so special. The entire performance felt too forced, too pop-infused and not nearly as sassy as it should have been. That’s a bad sign when Adam Lambert is putting ya’ll to shame.
Jessica Simpson Has A Blonde Moment
Forgetting the words to a song is never OK, but when you forget the words of a Dolly Parton song in front of Dolly Parton … yeah, that’s kind of bad. And that’s exactly what happened to proverbially ditzy Jessica Simpson during the 2006 Kennedy Center Honors concert. Declaring “Dolly you make me so nervous” Simpson looked visibly mortified by what had just happened (or didn’t happen for that matter), but Parton just flashed her trademark smile and didn’t seem to mind. Kudos to Miss Parton for not kicking a fellow blonde bombshell when she’s down.
Erykah Badu Takes On Diana Ross
Erykah Badu is very, very talented and so incredibly cool, but we have to admit that her rendition of “Love Hangover” left a lot to be desired when she belted it out at the 2007 BET Awards. It started off OK. Sure the wig and retro threads might have been a little over the top, but for Diana Ross we can look past that. But as the number continued, Badu seemed to stray way too far into her own stylization of the song and it lost a bit of its magic. But all the while Ross looked thrilled by everything going on. Guess we long as D. Ross was happy, that’s all that matters.
Why, Ciara, Why?
Speaking of Diana Ross tributes going south, none probably were as lackluster and just downright unimpressive as Ciara tackling “I’m Coming Out” and “Upside Down” at the Kennedy Center Honors. She looked stunning and definitely embodied that Ross flavor, but lord those vocals. Diana Ross surely isn’t known for Aretha Franklin-esque power vocals, but Ciara’s soft, un-enthused rendition was boring and definitely did some great songs a massive disservice.
Keri Hilson Strikes Again
We’re going to let you absorb the ridiculousness of this entire situation for yourselves, but essentially Keri Hilson teams up with Ne-Yo for a Michael Jackson jam session at O2 in 2009 and it’s certainly not the highlight of either of their careers. Homegirl kicks off her part by silently dancing around the stage and then when she finally does pick up the mic, it’s a hotmess. Just stop with the tributes Keri, please, please, just stop.
Rihanna, Tierra Marie and Amerie
This is sure a blast from the past, but back in 2005 three up and coming stars Rihanna, Tierra Marie and Amerie, took the stage for a Destiny’s Child tribute performance. Now we’re going to chalk any rough edges to age, but looking back their performance was a certifiable mess. From the outfits to the dance moves to the vocals themselves, these young ladies were very, very green at the time and it showed. But nonetheless, the glee on Beyonce and then-beau’s Jay-Z faces definitely made it seem like they didn’t mind.
Ladies Love Nelly?
While we’ve been harpooning the ladies for the most part, it’s time we circle back with the fellas who have destroyed some perfectly good tribute performances. One of the worst offenders: St. Louis’ own Nelly. During his 2005 performance at VH1’s Hip Hop Honors, Nelly had LL Cool J’s style down to the very last detail. But the rap abilities? Yeah, that was where the problems started. Not knocking Nelly’s flow, but he just lacked the silky, smooth tone that made LL such a star. Without that the performance was doomed. Sorry, Nelly. We love you anyway.
We begrudgingly added this performance to the list not because Joss Stone didn’t knock her salute to the Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin out of the park. But given the look on Ms. Franklin’s face during it and Stone’s casual, I’m-not-going-to-wear-shoes style we have to knock off some points on this. Check it out for yourself.
Rob Thomas, Who?
He tried, he definitely tried, but when it came down to replicating the Who’s unique sound, Rob Thomas fell a wee bit short. That’s not to say his voice didn’t sound great while performing at the Kennedy Center Honors event, but if the goal was to pay tribute to The Who and give fans a fresh version of “Baba O Reilly”, while still being true to the original song … yeah, that didn’t work out so well. Better luck next time.
No Thanks, Fantasia
American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino has a very distinctive voice. That gravel, that raw soul, it’s undeniably awesome. But even Fantasia can take something wonderfully unique and go a little bit overboard. Case in point: Her tribute to Chaka Khan. All the screaming, hollering and bouncing around during her rendition of the classic “Tell Me Something Good” was annoying and, honestly, ruined what could have been a great performance. Girl, you gotta rein it in a bit sometimes.
Doing Too Much
Plenty of talent on stage, too big of egos and a strange male version of “Lady Marmelade.” Yeah, we’re going to say that didn’t work out so well. But we’ll leave final judgment up to you.