I’m serious, Chad Johnson might be having the worst year ever, because this guy can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to past deeds and drama coming out and back to haunt him. Just when you thought he’d be in the free and clear to get to 2013, and maybe even reunite with Evelyn Lozada, a sex tape surfaces. It was a rumor at first, but now that the tape and images from it have hit the net (and you should know we’re not posting any of that), Johnson and his people have decided to come forth and confirm that it is him on the tape. However, they do not know how it reached the masses in the first place. According to TMZ, sources close to Johnson say that the tape was shot three years ago and now that it’s been released by someone, Chad is looking to sue:
“We’re told Chad has no idea how the tape leaked to the Internet … but insists he wasn’t behind it … and now he’s exploring his legal options in hopes of having the tape removed from the web ASAP. So far, it doesn’t appear the entire video has made it’s way into cyberspace — only bits and pieces — but we’re told the entire tape is “substantial in length” … ha, substantial in length.”
The video allegedly shows Johnson with two women having “relations” in a Miami hotel room. And if that isn’t enough to make Johnson feel a certain type of way, it seems that Lozada and her faithful Twitter followers are getting a laugh at his unexpected drama. While she initially posted some tweets about betrayal, Lozada later went on to clear up some misinformation she claimed MediaTakeOut put out about that sex tape, joked about it, and confirmed why men cheat.
When asked why men cheat with women who “look like a Halloween cookie,” Lozada replied, “Cuz Pu**y doesn’t have a face.” Well, duh. And when asked what she got Chad for Christmas, the reality personality joked and said, “A sex tape LMFAOOOO.” And if you were wondering, she set MediaTakeOut folks straight (even calling them f**ks for some reason), and clarified that “Those chicks in the video are not my “friends” & the video is old news over here in my circle.” Last but not least, when a follower said, “so they put up ocho cinco sex tape ….nobody cares if it aint with
@EvelynLozada,” she retweeted the post and replied with, “#TrueStory.”
Well, there you have it. Johnson is the newest fool with a sex tape out in the streets and Evelyn is somewhere, probably still on the beach in her bikini, shaking her head and laughing at it all. But I bet you any money (how about $2?) that these two will still find their way back to each other soon enough, especially after they sent all these loving tweets to one another in Spanish a few weeks back. They’re like the boring, older version of Chris Brown and Rihanna, but they’re still captivating with all their mess. Well, maybe just to us, and that’s just because we get paid to be nosey. *smiles*