The Investigator Always Asking About Your Personal Life
It might be your grandmother, your aunt, or even your own mother, but somebody is always going to pop up at what’s supposed to be a relaxing and fun family gathering ready to grill you about why you’re about to die alone. Because you haven’t popped out a baby in the allotted time (who knew there was a schedule?), your life is in shambles. Tell them you just haven’t met the right guy yet and they can think of a bunch of Norman Bates-type dudes that allegedly go to their church who they would love to hook you up with. Uh, thanks but no thanks….