Rihanna Says She Has Too Many Va-Jay-Jays Around Her: “I’m Waiting For The Man Ballsy Enough To Deal With Me”

October 15, 2012  |  

So either Rihanna and Chris Brown really aren’t back together yet or the singer’s whole single and ready to mingle tagline is just becoming a part of her image because in the November issue of Vogue, Rih Rih definitely appears to be on the market– much to her chagrin. According to excerpts obtained by US Magazine, The 24-year-old told the mag:

“I have not been on a date in forever . . . Like two years. Haven’t gone to the movies, to dinner. Zero.

“I would love to go on a date. You don’t think that? I’m a woman. A young woman, vibrant, and I love to have fun. And I have too many v*gin*s around me at this point.”

“All I want is a guy to take me out and make me laugh for a good hour and take my a** back home. He doesn’t even have to come up. All I want is a conversation for an hour.”

Hopefully Katy Perry doesn’t take offense to that va-jay-jay crack, but I think any woman can admit she’s felt how Rihanna claims to feel at this point. Good company — and conversation– from a man is definitely not easy to find. You’d think that wouldn’t be the case for a bombshell like Rihanna, but she says she can’t even get an invitation for a night out.

“No one asks,” she claims. “Trust me on that. I’m waiting for the man who’s ballsy enough to deal with me. I’m going to wait, though. You always find the wrong s**t when you go looking.”

Speak. on. that.

I’m sure the tally would probably be divided on whether Chris Brown has the cojones to handle an older Rih Rih, although I believe most would agree she needs to wait and not chase, like many feel she chased away Karrueche to get Breezy back on the navy’s seaside bank. Not letting on to the true status of their relationship — or perhaps not given a chance to update the magazine since the viral tale of the R&B singer caught between two lovers hit the Internet a couple weeks ago –Rihanna simply said this of her ex:

“To the world, I feel like there’s no closure. There’s some obsession that’s continued even throughout when we weren’t friends or couldn’t be friends at all. Hated each other. The world hasn’t let go.”

She said that their newfound public friendship is “a bit of a fascination, I guess . . . I don’t know if people will stop soon, but I feel like as soon as they have closure to it, they will.”

Rihanna also added that concerned onlookers are “not on the inside. They can’t see what I see, unless they’re sitting in my point of view. I guess I’ll learn to accept that.”

With Chris Brown back on the market, the concern over their relationship is certainly not likely to let up. Do you believe Rihanna’s really single?

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